Joke of the Day
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They turned on a night light, turned on the phone answering machine,
covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the
local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and the couple opened
the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard
scooted back into the house. They didn't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tried to eat the bird.
The wife got into the taxi while
the husband went back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs,
the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife didn't want the driver to know
the house would be empty for the night. She explained to the taxi driver
that her husband would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye
to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab. "Sorry I
took so long, "he said as they drove away.. "Stupid bitch was hiding under
the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat
ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car...
Thought of the Day
Public servants say, always with the best of intentions, 'What greater service we could render if only we had a little more money and a little more power.' But the truth is that outside of its legitimate function, government does nothing as well or as economically as the private sector.
-- Ronald Reagan - (1911-2004) 40th US President
