Joke of the Day
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined
his flashlight around, looking for valuables. When
he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a
strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying, "Jesus is watching you!"
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flashlight out and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook
his head, and promised himself a vacation after the
next big score. Then, he clicked the light on and
began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,
"Jesus is watching you!"
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm
just trying to warn you!"
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are
you?"
"Moses." replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed.
"What kind of people would name a bird, Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler,
Jesus!"
Thought of the Day
I believe in the free speech that liberals used to believe in, the economic freedom that conservatives used to believe in, and the personal freedom that America used to believe in.
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