Joke of the Day
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece
on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards.
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant a lot
like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the
"Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the
"Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that
mean that one enjoys it?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the
English language. Could it be that "I do" is the
longest sentence?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a
whack?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just
stale bread to begin with.
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts,and
you put your two cents in, what happens to the other
penny?
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money
called a broker?
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that: electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted.
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it
Fed UP?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with
tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do
Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post
Office? What are we supposed to do, Write To Them? Why
don't they just put their pictures on the postage
stamps, so the mailmen could look for them while they
delivered the mail?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then
what exactly are the others here for?
Why do overlook and oversee, mean opposite things?
Be who you are, and say what you feel, those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind!!!!
Dr. Seuss
Thought of the Day
imagine the mood of Jews if Israel were tyrannized and were located 90 miles west of Long Island
George Will
